Ah beng n Ah seng

Ah Beng went to take night courses so that he could get a promotion or a better job. During work, Ah Beng likes to show off to Ah Seng about his knowledge.


Ah Beng: Ah Seng ah... I've been taking night courses for 3 months already, next week is the exam.


Ah Seng: Oh... Good luck ah.


Then Ah Beng started show off...


Ah Beng: Ok, I test you, who is Graham Bell?


Ah Seng: Don't know


Ah Beng: He is the inventor of phone la... in 1876, see... if you take night courses, you would know this.!


Ah Seng: ............ ......... .. *speechless*


The next day, Ah Beng shows off again...


Ah Beng: Ah Seng ah... let me ask you, who is Jean Jacques Rousseau?


Ah Seng: Wash your toilet one ah?


Ah Beng: No! He's the author of "Confessions" , nah nah nah... told you already, if you take night courses, you would know this.


Ah Seng: ............ ...... *speechless + frustrated*


The next day, once again...


Ah Beng: Do you know who is Alexander Dumas?


Ah Seng: Your gay partner?


Ah Beng: Choiii!!! If you do! n't know don't simply answer la. He's the author of "The 3 Musketeers" , if you take night courses, you would know this.


Ah Seng: ........ *speechless + frustrated + irritated


This time Ah Seng cannot tahan (stand) anymore and ask Ah Beng...


Ah Seng: Eh... Do you know who is Ah Kaw?


Ah Beng: Errrr... No!


Ah Seng: He's the guy sleeping with your wife!! If you stop night courses, you would know this!!


Ah Beng: ............ ......... ... *fainted*